The real Deathly Hallows

Gibberish in Neutral (Thanks Sita) has a hilarious (and way better) take on HPDH. Read it here. Sampler:

Hermione: Of course you don't. Dumbledore knew you were a moron the moment you stepped into Hogwarts, and asked me to befriend you and make sure you kept your grades up so you'd make it through long enough to fulfill his plan. Six years of my life wasted feeding you answers, you dim-witted shitard.

In other news, here are some phoney tales!

Glad its over

Two words - Hindi movie. After all the hype, The Deathly Hallows turned out to be pretty disappointing - weak plot lines, way too much melodrama, gaping plot holes and a masala movie ending. Not that JK Rowling could ever hold a candle to Tolkien, but she seems to have run out of ideas smart enough to finish her insanely popular series. Great that we don't have to wait for more. Insipid.